We let down our guard
Sadly, the days of awkwardness and giggling have returned. It seems our efforts to bring ass acne awareness to the fore came "too soon." The bill we lobbied so hard for failed to gain enough support and died in committee. The world (and Congress) were not ready for our message of hope.
We have begun advising our clients not to "come out" to friends and loved ones during these dark times. It seems it is best to keep your assne to yourself for the time being. An assne sufferer in South Carolina was teased mercilessly in the shower room of his high school, and he reported it to his vice principal, who responded "It's on your ass?" This is the depth of the ignorance with which we are confronted.
What can you do, besides run and hide? We have taken our campaign back inside and are organizing more massive mailings, as in the early days of this battle. It is dispiriting, but we will not give up. We will fight to end the teasing, the cruel jokes, and the towel snapping. Volunteers are desperately needed! Call or email Bing-Tak at Campaign Headquarters.