We let down our guard
Last year at this time, ass acne awareness was higher than it had ever been. A popular Hollywood film entitled Thumbsucker had made reference to "assne," and it looked as though the days of shame were behind us. Everyone is talking about assne these days, we wrote last March.
Sadly, the days of awkwardness and giggling have returned. It seems our efforts to bring ass acne awareness to the fore came "too soon." The bill we lobbied so hard for failed to gain enough support and died in committee. The world (and Congress) were not ready for our message of hope.
We have begun advising our clients not to "come out" to friends and loved ones during these dark times. It seems it is best to keep your assne to yourself for the time being. An assne sufferer in South Carolina was teased mercilessly in the shower room of his high school, and he reported it to his vice principal, who responded "It's on your ass?" This is the depth of the ignorance with which we are confronted.
What can you do, besides run and hide? We have taken our campaign back inside and are organizing more massive mailings, as in the early days of this battle. It is dispiriting, but we will not give up. We will fight to end the teasing, the cruel jokes, and the towel snapping. Volunteers are desperately needed! Call or email Bing-Tak at Campaign Headquarters.
Sadly, the days of awkwardness and giggling have returned. It seems our efforts to bring ass acne awareness to the fore came "too soon." The bill we lobbied so hard for failed to gain enough support and died in committee. The world (and Congress) were not ready for our message of hope.
We have begun advising our clients not to "come out" to friends and loved ones during these dark times. It seems it is best to keep your assne to yourself for the time being. An assne sufferer in South Carolina was teased mercilessly in the shower room of his high school, and he reported it to his vice principal, who responded "It's on your ass?" This is the depth of the ignorance with which we are confronted.
What can you do, besides run and hide? We have taken our campaign back inside and are organizing more massive mailings, as in the early days of this battle. It is dispiriting, but we will not give up. We will fight to end the teasing, the cruel jokes, and the towel snapping. Volunteers are desperately needed! Call or email Bing-Tak at Campaign Headquarters.
posted by Julie at 5:24 AM
3 Comments:
Bing-Tak has not returned my calls. I'm available to help with the campaign most Sundays, Mondays, and Tuesdays through Saturdays.
Dennis wants to help
I rub acne medication all over the seat of my computer chair, that way I can solve my assne problem while watching puppies chase cars on you tube. 2 birds 1 stone.
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