A cure for ass acne?

With many researchers saying that a cure for ass acne is on the horizon, we at the firm are urging caution. While we praise those who search to end the suffering of the afflicted, we do not wish to get assne sufferers' hopes up for yet another letdown. We will celebrate with millions of others if these claims turn out to be true but, in the meantime, we must continue with our mission.

We would also like to remind the public that there is currently only one new ass acne drug trial taking place in the world, and it is in Finland. Until moneys are made available for more basic research, this disease will continue to ravage delicate skin around the world, sometimes (though not always) resulting in permanent scarring.

Tell a friend.