Ass Acne receives national attention

We applaud the recent reference to ass acne in a key scene in the new movie Thumbsucker, which should not be interpreted as a recommendation to see the movie by the Attorneys for Ass Acne. In this key scene, ass acne was referred to colloquially as assne. We approve of the use of assne insofar as it raises awareness about ass acne in the general population. Thaddeus is conducting a field study to determine how widely used assne is among teens, tweens and the population as a whole so that we can determine whether we should adopt assne as our exclusive referent. The study should be complete in 3 to 5 years.