Saturday, August 05, 2006

Yes, we are aware of the irony

Bing-Tak's recent flare-up of assne has left her unable to fulfill her important duties with the firm. The lengthy meetings that are part of the job entail sitting for long periods, something Bing-Tak could not do comfortably, and she chose to take a short leave rather than place the firm in an awkward situation.

On the surface, this may seem humorous - an attorney for ass acne laid low by the very disease she is defending around the world - but we assure you, none of us are laughing much. We wish her a speedy recovery, which, given the many effective treatments available today, is very likely.

Our work continues unabated. Talia left Thursday for Burkina Faso, where a medical trial was recently conducted in which thousands of innocent villagers were promised assne treatment but were given a placebo instead. We will not stand by while the rich profit off the suffering of the poor (and assne goes untreated). The 1000 units of Proactiv® Solution that Talia is bringing (airport security permitting) are just a start.

Hopefully, this will be the case that finally brings ass acne out of our bathrooms and into our hearts.

3 Comments:

Blogger Karima said...

I was devastated to hear this news. My thoughts and prayers are with Bing-Tak and her family. We all know that assne affects not only the victim but also all of those that love them.

4:16 PM  
Blogger Julie said...

We appreciate your kind words but ask you to remember assne is the most treatable disease known to man.

9:02 AM  
Blogger Ian said...

I know I should keep the emotions in check, but I really miss Bing-Tak.

1:00 PM  

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