Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Concern for ass acne's image spreads

as ass acne spreads. Statistically, ass acne is up 23.4% in the last decade. This has been attributed to the computer revolution which, though it has given us unrivaled access to information via the World Wide Net, has resulted in a lot of people sitting on their asses (the number one cause of assne).

And though we have tried through our many campaigns to get the word out that ass acne is a non-scarring, treatable disease - and one that everyone should be willing to discuss openly with their physician - it still goes largely untreated.

Assne sufferers go on 750,000 fewer total dates per year than the general population, either because their fear of being discovered stops them from pursuing others, or because their condition is known and it repulses unenlightened potential mates.

How can you help? Introduce yourself to people as an assne supporter. Tell them that you are there for anyone who wants to talk about their assne or a loved one's assne. Contact us here at TAFAA about volunteering opportunities.

Now is the time.

4 Comments:

Blogger Kurt said...

Maybe you could have a bake sale to help assners. I would bring a strudel.

1:39 PM  
Blogger Karima said...

I would bake a mincemeat pie.

1:41 PM  
Blogger Julie said...

Mincemeat pie is one of the leading causes of ass acne!

1:45 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Simply giving your bottom a scrub with a washcloth will send you on your way, and a body scrub will help slough away dead skin cells. This won't get rid of existing bumps, but it should help prevent them in the future. Use a shower gel with salicylic acid, which keeps pimples from starting. baby eczema

7:01 PM  

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